Just as I forgot her and start normally to live my life again and sleep at nights, Angelina made a new movie and made my life a living hell again. And now, again, I have to pass through the same shit, all over again. Again, I will wake up in sweat drooling and have to explain to my girlfriend why I ranted in my dreams: “Angelina, Angelina …”

She is the wildest and most beautiful women in the world. Period.  Aka Larra Croft… and Lara, as always, knows everything and can everything, even riding on the shark! As I am concerned, Angelina can seriously damage the acting career of Nicholas Cage playing in Bangkok dangerous, but that’s a whole different story. Anywayz, the movie “Girl, Interrupted” which had the prime goal to reanimate Winona’s Ryder career so she wont go back to sticky fingers, just made opportunity for Angie to take another Oscar. You just can’t beat Lara, get it? Anywayz, wherever it is played, Angelina has received good reviews, which can not be said for movies themselves. Some of her movies got bads by the critics, but at the same time it brought public attention and a husband to Angelina.  Thus, it remains for me only to poke a hole in the pocket of the pants and be discreet in the cinema! If I were Japanese, I would love Lara and 1001101001 pictures, but I’m all flesh and blood and my heart is forever Angelina’s. Ok, I’m keeping Eva [Mendes] just in case. No, Eva, not like second best, but better. You are still single and minus 7 children so you have 18 more points!

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