To what extent has the world come to equalization of women and men is shown by organizations that are trying to support women at peeing while standing up! This type of urination in some parts of the world is a normal thing among women. The Philippines, India and some parts of northern Africa nurture this technique among the population, for years. Members of these organizations with rigid details (which I will not reveal here) explain to women how to pee while standing, and how not to get wet at all. Inspired by all this, I decided to run an organization that will popularize, among women, pooping while standing, as well as sleeping while standing and whole other activities.

As an expert in this subject I claim that the biggest advantages of this form of urinating (which I like to think is a man thing and no woman should interfere) are: speed, regularity and comfort. However, they point couple of advantages that didn’t made a problem for men, as much it did to a woman, such are rows in front of a female toilet, raised toilet-seat and things like that. Another problem with this new movement is the zipper. It is claimed that the zipper at women jeans is the longest on Levis 501 and most convenient but that the one on Gap jeans is too short. Wear a skirt! Problem solved. Subculture of women who are peeing standing up is bringing us equality in the toilet and its getting more and more fans. Thus they began to introduce urinal for women in some public toilets! It’s official. The end of the world is near. Maybe girls can steel our spring pissing competition, pissing at flowers and gardens, as well as our magnificent snow marks we make going home after happy hour in December, but they will never be able to take the satisfaction of a man pissing in a toilet next to a guy with not so proud “package” doing the same.

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