It is known that getting drunk in a popular local pub can financially worn out even the deepest pocket. There are few willing to test and present several methods for low-budget shit facing. We have established some ground rules which, if followed, can bring to absolutely unconscious condition with full wallet. Soften the rough reality of not spending as much as could be expected.

1 do NOT eat before going out / It is known that alcohol catches faster and better if the consumer don’t  bring in some food “that overlay the intestines and stomach”.  If you eat, avoid oily food. There is some scientific catch about neutralizing alcohol with fats. The most resistant ones, by using this method, were tipsy after only two dranked beers.

2 do not take a shower / An extreme and scientifically unfounded method.  Cold or lukewarm shower guaranteed cures hangover and relieves drunkenness. By this logic, a notorious alcoholic who live in the hotel building where we conducted our inquires came to the discovery that alcohol affects faster non cooled body. Friendly advice: do shower after reading this txt.

3 drink in front of the licker store / With retail prices take the head start and assume the position. Then you, as cool as it gets, can go to an local bar and finish yourself with one drink bottoms up,  according to their price. Who can tell if you drank the whole evening right there?

4 be your own cocktail boy / Get yourself an every man must have booklet of homemade cocktails and follow easy to read steps to create unimaginable combinations of beer-wine-brandy one after the other or even in the same glass. It is much more economical than to drink each drink separately.

5 beer on the straw / Classic! We will not go into details (to be honest: we have no idea why it is so!) but one or two beers dranked on the straw from the bottle, do the job, just fine.

6 freaky joe (not recommended and we disown all responsibility) / A piece of bread dipped in brandy (whiskey, cognac …) is an instant knocker down! Really, do not do this  … Its perhaps punishable by the law … forget all this! But if you follow all these rules, you will probably forget it anyways.

Side effects: not getting laid, not finding your own house, not remembering how you end up in jail, not remembering the phone number of your safe person who could get you out of jail…and so much more.

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