When buying porno magazines in public, all of us face the same problem – how not to end up looking like a complete looser that buys cheap nudity to the woman who sells them. Next time try to apply some of our advice and, if nothing else, at least reduce the discomfort of the situation to a minimum.
1. One of the most common method for buying porn is buying more ordinary items and seamlessly storing your favorite magazines in the middle. For example: “Good morning, neighbor! Please give me a cigarette, the new ‘Anal’, chewing gum, and that blue lighter. It is important that while enumerating items you do it with the same tonality and behave as cool as you can.

2. This method is generally used by older people needy for looking pictures of naked, young ass. The goal is to be friendly with the seller and explain to her how just out of joke you want to see one of these ‘nasty’ newspapers. Example: “Oh, give me that ‘Naked ass’, just to see what it is, just for laughs! Ha, ha, ha …”
3. Brilliant excuse when purchasing these dirty newspapers: Want to buy it for a friend for laughs, cause it is his birthday or cause he is send-off to the army! Be imaginative. Be young!
Good luck.

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