Spiced up love life can be stressful.
Prepare yourself…

Surely it happened a hundred times that your wife came home before the expected hour, and put you in the most unenvious off all situations: the legal wife AND illegal (but ravishing) lover in the same room. What? Didn’t happen to you? Never? Well, surely it will! With your creativity and our policies, get the maximum out of your real-estate.

The most obvious method
1. Closet (classic)
Large wooden boxes, suitable only for disposal, and people. It’s a big No-no, never! It’s too obvious. Film industry teaches us that the cheated ones always look there first. During the inspection, after checking closets usually follows …

2. Bed (logical first choice)
If you still choose this solution, remember that you mustn’t suddenly sit down on the bed, arguing that it’s the most comfortable way.

3. Windows (dangerous and ineffective)
While your lover is hanging out of the window, your spouse will surely become suspicious. Try to calm her down with explanation that you have hired one of those window washers who is brave enough to do the job from the outside.

4. Lover in suitcase
When the mobsters in the movie carries a case, you just know that inside is some large submachine gun, or cleverly packaged body. Women may, in the worst case, think that you are a serial killer, which is certainly better than to realize that you are a cheater. Thus, you can always call on temporary insanity.

With a little imagination
5. Frigid lover
If we assume that at the last moment you manage to pack a lover in the fridge, then surely you realize that the biggest problem here is to keep her alive and later safely walk her out of the apartment. If your spouse reach for Ms. cooling device, use the excuse that there was a sale on pork today and that you didn’t really paid attention what you were buying. It is amazing how in certain positions from behind girl can look like one half pork chops!

6. Coat stand
It is advisable for the higher lovers. Anyways, it is known that for people of a higher growth sometimes can be said that they look like a coat stand. Try to verify this saying in practice, and there are big chances that your spouse won’t even notice your lover. When we say big, we actually mean very small!

7. Room lamp
It is a variation of the previous point. Lampshade resembles the hairdressers dryer hood, and cause your lover is well known with manners at the hairdresser, she’ll be just fine playing this part.

8. Love Trophy
If by itself your spouse doesn’t get the horns, you will cram them for your lover. By this, we mean, that your wife might not notice that the trophy deer on the wall has no horns.

9. Gastronomy
It is very convenient if the mistress is of small built and can fit in the oven. And, if it is possible that she is darker skinned cutie, even better. Say you will order in lunch and you can’t make mistakes. Little can go wrong here. You can sneak out your “hot” lover when your wife falls asleep.

10. Desperate measures
If you don’t manage to think something clever, and it will probably be the case, go to randomly lying and cheating, because it can hardly be worse than it is. You called the presentations for home cosmetics, Jehovah’s Witnesses, it is a stray maid … Your odds are equal (minimum).

Good luck!

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