However you turn it around, they are still far away from us! If there is no law on sexual abuse of non living woman like facilities, the wax figure would certainly shared second place (first would still take Sex Test Dummies). Yes, I know that this is not the real one, but the fake wax of Kylie Minogue, and I know that there is no genitals, and that she can’t defend herself, but who of us would resist not to pull her skirt up and take a peep? The inhabitants of London were the first who had the opportunity to spank the ass of this wax figure made in singer’s known life-size, in commodity house “Harrods”. After several days of promotion, figure was transferred to the museum wax “Madame Tussauds”. There, after determining the abuse and being under restoration, it was available to public again. You can reserve tickets at: www.madame-tussauds.com (do not know how many minutes alone with Kylie are included in the ticket price, though). In the same museum flocked all the nobodies around the world to grab wax ass of Jennifer Lopez! Since you will never get anywhere near the real one, you better take the wax option. Ben Affleck is already there, drunk. Trip to London, a visa (which is impossible to get, especially if you tell the British Embassy the real reason for your visit), tickets for the museum, the penalty for touching the exhibits, something to eat and drink and accommodation… For that amount of money you better hit on the local beauty from a local pub. Good luck.

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