For some people nothing is sacred. I understand plunder graves, desecration of churches, Gunter von Hagens art… but this rough play with toys that I loved so much in my childhood, I simply cannot accept. I hope, it’s just a nasty dream that will soon pass. This thing called porn lego. Let’s go back a few decades ago… Once upon a time, in a country called Rusinija boys had a habit that, once they outgrow their first toy (aka squalid toy that you can pull, squinch, pinch, roll, scroll until you faint) they seek entertainment on the street. There they waited for a wonderful atmosphere and undiscovered magic world of Andersons fairy tales. Concrete here, dust there, bush over there. Beautiful! The real testing ground for small adventurists. And in this dusty idyllic of replayed children wars, hide’n’seek, cops and criminals, interfered his majesty LEGO! Annoyingly beautiful, seductive and colorful. The owners of such treasures were almost unmistakably stocky, spoiled little brats, who’s parents after coming home from a business trip stuffed them with presents and candies. The rest of us weren’t so lucky so we had to go and play at this small Mengele house while he torture us with his new treasure of lego. Right temptation of Christ! Of course, we fallen right into this addiction! We began stuffing little blocks into pockets the minute little Ramses, unaware of the value of his treasures, turned his back! This shameful and not very well thought through robbery in the style of Tomb Rider didn’t end there. I was stealing Christmas presents as well. I will patiently measure every lego box in the store and then steal the exactly measured Christmas presents. Don’t blame me. I was poor but had a lego addiction and there were no rehabs for that. Oh, lego, so beautiful, so sweet! With such childhood memory of my favorite cubes, I get this whole porno lego thing very personally. In fact, now I realize this is a conspiracy of spoiled rich brats who, when found out they were robbed, determined to spoil my lego childhood memories cause they didn’t have theirs! Oh, this is the downfall of civilization.

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