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Life made simple is making you a retard
10 November 2009
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Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line nor make a best effort to find the least listened album in the world so you prove yourself as an authentic. Just follow your own taste. It doesn’t matter if it’s bad, it’s yours. And having your own bad taste in music is better than someone’s else’s good one. Then stop watching movies in the cinema. With no plot, no mysterious endings, no ugly people. Go watch some Romanian melodrama or Turkish supermen from 1979. Those people suffered making those movies. And they get paid 17$ per hour. They are true celebrities. There is real acting, real tears and real home-made special effects. Those people are deep in being true to themselves that they are forever in the hall of fame. Eastern European one. Then stop eating junk. Cook once in a while. Impress your girlfriend, or your cat. Cooking is not so hard nor is buying actual groceries. Trash all that already made stuff for five minute easy cooking in your microwave. Don’t turn off your TV, trash it in the container. You deserve better. Better playing a game 24/7 or a pinball than listening and even worse believing all those things on the TV. You know why people in Europe are more cool and smarter than you? They cannot afford TV. TV can only make you brain dead. Stop listening to people who are telling you what to wear, where to shop, what to buy, when to eat…Start to think by yourself. And you start living your life.
Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line nor make a best effort to find the least listened album in the world so you prove yourself as an authentic. Just follow your own taste. It doesn’t matter if it’s bad, it’s yours. And having your own bad taste in music is better than someone’s else’s good one. Then stop watching movies in the cinema. With no plot, no mysterious endings, no ugly people. Go watch some Romanian melodrama or Turkish supermen from 1979. Those people suffered making those movies. And they get paid 17$ per hour. They are true celebrities. There is real acting, real tears and real home-made special effects. Those people are deep in being true to themselves that they are forever in the hall of fame. Eastern European one. Then stop eating junk. Cook once in a while. Impress your girlfriend, or your cat. Cooking is not so hard nor is buying actual groceries. Trash all that already made stuff for five minute easy cooking in your microwave. Don’t turn off your TV, trash it in the container. You deserve better. Better playing a game 24/7 or a pinball than listening and even worse believing all those things on the TV. You know why people in Europe are more cool and smarter than you? They cannot afford TV. TV can only make you brain dead. Stop listening to people who are telling you what to wear, where to shop, what to buy, when to eat…Start to think by yourself. And you start living your life.
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