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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Save money by buying! slogan is making you…

Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go …

Beautiful, bizarre world »

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The Largest Barbed Wire Collection. Creative boredom.

There is a whole different meaning of a word “collectibles”. Family members Spilger from the town of St.Paul, Texas, have become collectors from pure boredom, and so they started to collect barbed wire. (They probably gathered napkins first). “One day we realized that our marriage is ruled by the monotony,” says Gary Spilger, and confirms that everything in life occurs because of problems in bed. “The woman and I began to devise how to enrich life. We have thought long and then remembered… the barbed wire! And so we created …

Celebrities. Babes. »

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Megan Fox and confessions of a teenage drama queen

Megan began acting and modeling at 13 and in terms of people with highly appropriate names, Megan Fox ranks right up there with the best of them. She really does look like a Megan. She made her film debut at age 15 in the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen tween comdey Holiday in the Sun. She followed that with roles in What I Like About You and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen—in which she confessed to not totally digging the drama-queen shenanigans of costar Lindsay Lohan. More recently, the blue-eyed …

Mysteries. Unsolved! »

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There’s no such thing as a dream job

Did you ever wonder how much your job suck? Like, on a scale? Well, here’s the revelation. It sucks the equal amount of any other on this planet. Even if you are a Gastroenterologist. Why? Cause a job is something you HAVE to do. Not something you can stop doing and go to the beach. That’s why it will eventually suck for everyone, no exceptions. It goes even for celebrities. You think they have it easy with all the money and fame n sh*t? Trust me, they don’t. They HAVE …

Beautiful, bizarre world »

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Katy Perry showing her doll parts

Bored of girl-kissing, Zooey Deschanel – resembling pop starlet Katy Perry is now available in doll form (for limited time – the limited edition only!). Point? Presumably so that kids can play out all those nasty scenarios they pick up on MTV in which she can get used, abused and reused in another limited edition. This collectible figurine, which bears a slight yet unsurprising resemblance to a Bratz doll, is being produced by Integrity Toys. This company also designed the doll for Perry’s video for her song “Ur So Gay.” …

Celebrities. Babes. »

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Joanna Krupa is un-comedically sexy

This girl is hot. Because of this girl hot should have more letters and be pronounced with lust.  Every time. She might hail from Warsaw, but her body is no joke. Neither is her face nor lips. Nor her hair. Everything that involves this girl is definitely un-comedically sexy. In addition to that, there is no doubt that she is on the top of the sexiest girls alive list. And when I say top, I mean first place. No matter that she was born in Poland, she is Chicago raised. …

Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Life made simple is making you a retard

Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line …

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