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When is it safe to lock the bathroom door?

10 November 2009 No Comment Bookmark and Share

01 bathroom doorAlways. No exceptions. There are usually awkward situations when it comes to locking bathroom door. If you have guests and the door is closed, the simple sound of lock will assume that you assume that your guest are perverts that might get in any time. Better to lose some friends over vanity than to actually be faced with a pervert friend busting your bathroom door and making a dirty looks at your pee-pee.

If your parents are visiting. Lock it twice. You’ll never know when your mum will come in ‘just to take a sponge for cleaning’ or to misplaced the toilet paper having those annoying comments when she sees you squirting on a toilet or under the shower, how she all saw ‘it‘ before. Well, you saw it before, hell if you’re gonna see it again! And ruin any chance for a boner in near future.

If you have your girlfriend over. Lock and seal it. You never know when the psycho will get an urge to shower together, or make those cuddle little noises while fixing her makeup. There should be only two rules regarding bathrooms. One person per bathroom and door locked. Always.

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