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Man vs. Woman dicktionary

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01-woman-vs-man22The only dictionary you should own. Any other is crap and should be used for holding shelves not being on them. True meaning of words. Not leaving clueless – guaranteed! For all those know-it-alls who think I’m illiterate – the ‘K’ is intentional.

responsibility
re-spon-si-bil-i-ty  / [ri-spon-suh-bil-i-tee]
woman understanding of the word responsibility – the state or fact of being responsible for yourself, for others, a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible.
man understanding of the word responsibility – just a noun.

dictation
dic-ta-tion / [dik-tey-shuhn]
woman understanding of the word dictation – the act or manner of dictating for reproduction in writing.
man understanding of the word dictation – something that a sexy secretary does when you have something important to say.

bed
be-d/ [be-d]
woman understanding of the word bed – a piece of furniture upon which or within which a person sleeps, rests, or stays when not well.
man understanding of the word bed – a place to have sex.

floor
floo-r/ [flo-r]
woman understanding of the word floor – that part of a room, hallway, or the like, that forms its lower enclosing surface and upon which one walks.
man understanding of the word floor – a place to have sex.

cuddle
cudd-le / [kuhd-l]
woman understanding of the word cuddle – to hold close in an affectionate manner or hug tenderly
man understanding of the word cuddle – a made-up word

explanation
ex-pla-na-ti-on / [ek-spluh-ney-shuhn]
woman understanding of the word explanation – to hold close in an affectionate manner or hug tenderly
man understanding cuddle – synonym for the word blah

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