Do you wonder sometimes how bad it would be if anyone read your mails? They would probably find out that you are cheater, a friend basher maybe even a racist. So a friendly advice to you is to protect your gmail account from your loved ones and even from yourself. Cause you never know when someone will try to make you open your gmail account by force. And lets face it, you are not used to physical pain so you’ll pretty much give up all of your secrets with little effort as possible. But what if you don’t know them, or you forgot them? That’s the best way of keeping a secret or a secret password! Make yourself safe! Forget your password! But, it’s not enough to “forget” your password. You actually need to forget it. And if you think that you are smart and know yourself enough to know that you will try to recover it with those smart google questions with even smarter answers you gave, just follow some of these easy steps. When it comes to answering the security questions just do one of the following:

1.First choose the secret question that describes you the least. Example, people who never flown before should pick a flying number question, people who never read a book in their life should go with the library issue, and those who never had a cell phone should go with phone questionnaire. So, it goes something like this:

Question: What is your primary frequent flyer number?  Answer: nothing that even remotely includes numbers. This is not actually what you should type. This is an explanation of what you should type.
Question: What is your library number?  Answer: I don’t own one
Question: What was your first phone number? Answer: Put the name of your next door neigbour. His name, not his phone number.
Question: What was your first teachers name? Answer: 17 ounces of flavor

Or you can just answer right for every question and than mix and match.

Question: What is your primary frequent flyer number?  Answer: 562 5889 7448
Question: What is your library number?  Answer: Ted Speaker
Question: What was your first phone number? Answer: 5871
Question: What was your first teachers name? Answer: 12587

Important: Use as much numbers or combination that makes no sense whatsoever. Don’t write a password down or in your cell phone. And by no circumstances use the option Write my own question. That demands hirer IQ than 24 and lets admit, its just not your best ability.

Tips: This particular approach is good not only for stopping yourself of revealing your biggest secrets stored on you mail but for blocking account of  someone you hate. At least for 24 hours. There are really million stupid things you can do in your spare time.

If you don’t own a gmail account, you suck, and don’t bother open one, cuz google has a strict rule about those who first opened something other than gmail, and has an automatic search engine that recognize your IP and bands you from opening an gmail account. Who believed this, should seek professional help. Twice.  Just in case. So! Goodluck!

And for those who manage never ever again to sign in their gmail account I will give away this soap for reward. What a better way to spend your sudden spare time than bathing your cat. Or yourself. Enjoy!

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