A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.

“I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won’t be your first concern, ok? So, again! I rock and you don’t. Do you feel like a tool? You should. If you understood all this than my English isn’t that bad, right? Now, go somewhere and inhale glass and thank God you’re not on my ‘wall of kung fu victims’.

Every single one of them now know 3 words in my language: I AM SORRY.

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