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[19 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
How2 understand your husband’s sex needs. Problem solving made easy.

We have a long way to go as a society. But it might speed things up with women’s effort in understanding men better. Here are some questions of confused women on a subject of men’s sex needs, his sex bible and rules of same. Answered quickly, sharply and profoundly. A lifetime worth knowledge. Match the wrong question with short answer.
My husband wants to try sex threesome with me and with my sister
Your husband is obviously very loyal. He can’t get enough of it and wants to try second best after …

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[17 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Only a little number of people should be allowed to talk

People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don’t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won’t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It’s like:”Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody’s ass and that scene where….” blah, blah, …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
The division of work in the cannabis industry. Find your place.

Here I will show you the hierarchy of a small private company organizations, “Grass Ltd.”
“Bosses” – Young businessmen who contacts the abroad (export-import department), and are the brains of the whole operation.
“Black-Jacks” – Perform the retail of final product and their jobs are often in corners of suspicious pubs, in school yards. They’re recruited from the ranks of the unemployed depressed youth who do not see the purpose of the subject such is history, biology … their chemistry was already a little more interesting.
“Roller-winders”- Part of the manufacturing chain. In …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
If you need a sexy wax and I don’t mean bikini

However you turn it around, they are still far away from us! If there is no law on sexual abuse of non living woman like facilities, the wax figure would certainly shared second place (first would still take Sex Test Dummies). Yes, I know that this is not the real one, but the fake wax of Kylie Minogue, and I know that there is no genitals, and that she can’t defend herself, but who of us would resist not to pull her skirt up and take a peep? The inhabitants …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Man vs. Woman dicktionary

The only dictionary you should own. Any other is crap and should be used for holding shelves not being on them. True meaning of words. Not leaving clueless – guaranteed! For all those know-it-alls who think I’m illiterate – the ‘K’ is intentional.
responsibility
re-spon-si-bil-i-ty  / [ri-spon-suh-bil-i-tee]
woman understanding of the word responsibility – the state or fact of being responsible for yourself, for others, a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible.
man understanding of the word responsibility – just a noun.
dictation
dic-ta-tion / [dik-tey-shuhn]
woman understanding of the word dictation – the …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
How2 get drunk (for as little money as possible)

It is known that getting drunk in a popular local pub can financially worn out even the deepest pocket. There are few willing to test and present several methods for low-budget shit facing. We have established some ground rules which, if followed, can bring to absolutely unconscious condition with full wallet. Soften the rough reality of not spending as much as could be expected.
1 do NOT eat before going out / It is known that alcohol catches faster and better if the consumer don’t  bring in some food “that overlay …

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