Home » Archive

Articles in the Life saving tips’n’tricks Category

Featured, Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[11 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
Kung fu injuries. Dont trash foreign people speaking bad English before you learn their language. You can’t tell if they know kung fu.

A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
“I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won’t be your …

Featured, Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[9 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
English without letter W. It’s possible!

So it has been five months since I brought my first rough cut of ‘lobotomoty’ movie, and eight days since the premiere of the film I’ve been making since late in the year 1993.
The comments are out – Some outstanding, others rankly dismissive,  and all this can be frustrating for the people involved, (though I can only speak for myself,) because I firmly believe that  ‘lobotomoty’, the novel, must be read through more than once to even have the faintest grip on it. And I believe the film is the …

Featured, Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[4 Dec 2009 | One Comment | ]
Protect your gmail from your loved ones AND yourself

Do you wonder sometimes how bad it would be if anyone read your mails? They would probably find out that you are cheater, a friend basher maybe even a racist. So a friendly advice to you is to protect your gmail account from your loved ones and even from yourself. Cause you never know when someone will try to make you open your gmail account by force. And lets face it, you are not used to physical pain so you’ll pretty much give up all of your secrets with little …

Featured, Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[1 Dec 2009 | No Comment | ]
Read something you cannot understand and impress your co – workers.

So ayun na nga habang sinusuong namin ang kapal ng mga bakla hindi namin maiwasang matawa dahil talagang nakisimpatiya kami at lahat kami ay nakaputi wala kaming kasama na kahit na isang bading. habang tumatagal kami parang gusto na umuwi ng mga kasama ko dahil nga parang walang ganap. siguro dahil na rin sa lakas ng ulan wala na masayadong tao. buti na lang at dumating si dodi, ang namin. pansamantala siyang naging guide namin sa mundo ng kabaklaan! Wala nga siyang tigil sa pagtatanong kung ano daw ang naisipan …

Featured, Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[17 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Only a little number of people should be allowed to talk

People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don’t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won’t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It’s like:”Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody’s ass and that scene where….” blah, blah, …

Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Save money by buying! slogan is making you…

Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go …

Life saving tips’n’tricks »

[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Life made simple is making you a retard

Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line …

Get Adobe Flash playerPlugin by wpburn.com wordpress themes