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		<title>Kung fu injuries. Dont trash foreign people speaking bad English before you learn their language. You can&#8217;t tell if they know kung fu.</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2010/01/dont-trash-foreign-people-speaking-bad-english-before-you-learn-their-language-you-cant-tell-if-they-know-kung-fu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
&#8220;I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won&#8217;t be your ...]]></description>
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		<title>English without letter W. It&#8217;s possible!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 13:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it has been five months since I brought my first rough cut of ‘lobotomoty’ movie, and eight days since the premiere of the film I&#8217;ve been making since late in the year 1993.
The comments are out &#8211; Some outstanding, others rankly dismissive,  and all this can be frustrating for the people involved, (though I can only speak for myself,) because I firmly believe that  ‘lobotomoty’, the novel, must be read through more than once to even have the faintest grip on it. And I believe the film is the ...]]></description>
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		<title>Protect your gmail from your loved ones AND yourself</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/12/protect-your-gmail-from-your-loved-ones-and-yourself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you wonder sometimes how bad it would be if anyone read your mails? They would probably find out that you are cheater, a friend basher maybe even a racist. So a friendly advice to you is to protect your gmail account from your loved ones and even from yourself. Cause you never know when someone will try to make you open your gmail account by force. And lets face it, you are not used to physical pain so you&#8217;ll pretty much give up all of your secrets with little ...]]></description>
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		<title>Read something you cannot understand and impress your co – workers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So ayun na nga habang sinusuong namin ang kapal ng mga bakla hindi namin maiwasang matawa dahil talagang nakisimpatiya kami at lahat kami ay nakaputi wala kaming kasama na kahit na isang bading. habang tumatagal kami parang gusto na umuwi ng mga kasama ko dahil nga parang walang ganap. siguro dahil na rin sa lakas ng ulan wala na masayadong tao. buti na lang at dumating si dodi, ang namin. pansamantala siyang naging guide namin sa mundo ng kabaklaan! Wala nga siyang tigil sa pagtatanong kung ano daw ang naisipan ...]]></description>
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		<title>Only a little number of people should be allowed to talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don&#8217;t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won&#8217;t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It&#8217;s like:&#8221;Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody&#8217;s ass and that scene where&#8230;.&#8221; blah, blah, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Save money by buying! slogan is making you…</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/11/save-money-by-buying-slogan-is-making-you%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go ...]]></description>
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		<title>Life made simple is making you a retard</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/11/life-made-simple-is-making-you-a-retard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line ...]]></description>
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		<title>If you give to charity make sure it hurts. Severely.</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/11/if-you-give-to-charity-make-sure-it-hurts-severely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever say WOW when you heard that someone gave hundred and hundred of thousands of dollars to charity? Would you still say WOW if you heard that that exact person has hundred and hundred of millions of dollars on their bank account? And don’t think that there’s no tax redundant or some benefits they got out of it, too. So those people are NOT saints. Not even close. They are using good thing as a publicity stunt to promote their lives. They give away so little that they ...]]></description>
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		<title>When is it safe to lock the bathroom door?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always. No exceptions. There are usually awkward situations when it comes to locking bathroom door. If you have guests and the door is closed, the simple sound of lock will assume that you assume that your guest are perverts that might get in any time. Better to lose some friends over vanity than to actually be faced with a pervert friend busting your bathroom door and making a dirty looks at your pee-pee.
If your parents are visiting. Lock it twice. You’ll never know when your mum will come in ‘just ...]]></description>
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		<title>Tomato head Hobo and Sax playing carrot made me smart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This site is a fresh blow that takes you back to your early age, or better to say early age of your parents. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that toys can be blamed for everything that’s bad in this world. For example, amongst these toys you could only find tasteful toys that induce your self-confidence, eagerness to be someone important in life but not celebrity, to be kind to animals, to be aware of cleaning your room every once a while and even a possibility ...]]></description>
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