We have a long way to go as a society. But it might speed things up with women’s effort in understanding men better. Here are some questions of confused women on a subject of men’s sex needs, his sex bible and rules of same. Answered quickly, sharply and profoundly. A lifetime worth knowledge. Match the wrong question with short answer.
My husband wants to try sex threesome with me and with my sister
Your husband is obviously very loyal. He can’t get enough of it and wants to try second best after …

Megan began acting and modeling at 13 and in terms of people with highly appropriate names, Megan Fox ranks right up there with the best of them. She really does look like a Megan. She made her film debut at age 15 in the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen tween comdey Holiday in the Sun. She followed that with roles in What I Like About You and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen—in which she confessed to not totally digging the drama-queen shenanigans of costar Lindsay Lohan. More recently, the blue-eyed …

Bored of girl-kissing, Zooey Deschanel – resembling pop starlet Katy Perry is now available in doll form (for limited time – the limited edition only!). Point? Presumably so that kids can play out all those nasty scenarios they pick up on MTV in which she can get used, abused and reused in another limited edition. This collectible figurine, which bears a slight yet unsurprising resemblance to a Bratz doll, is being produced by Integrity Toys. This company also designed the doll for Perry’s video for her song “Ur So Gay.” …

This girl is hot. Because of this girl hot should have more letters and be pronounced with lust.  Every time. She might hail from Warsaw, but her body is no joke. Neither is her face nor lips. Nor her hair. Everything that involves this girl is definitely un-comedically sexy. In addition to that, there is no doubt that she is on the top of the sexiest girls alive list. And when I say top, I mean first place. No matter that she was born in Poland, she is Chicago raised. …

The hotness of Jessica Biel is a story of a hot girl who would not be denied the fruits of her hotness by any family TV show. She was born in Minnesota and raised in Boulder, Colorado where she start modeling and performing in musical theater at an early age. At 14, she won the role in 7th Heaven, playing Mary Camden. The good news for Jessica, as well me, was the show became a huge hit. The bad news for Jessica was, the show became a huge hit. Three …

Life’s a bitch cause it’ll never fix you up to accidentally bump into Eva, fall in love (she with you) and get a little one on one. Did you notice that many people in the past few years, has kicks for Cuba and all that’s there? Like, their music is beautiful. Che Guevara this, Castro that … And what about those who didn’t like it over there and decide to afford a little escape? For example, the Mendes family and their gentle offspring? Oh, I fell in love – and …

Just as I forgot her and start normally to live my life again and sleep at nights, Angelina made a new movie and made my life a living hell again. And now, again, I have to pass through the same shit, all over again. Again, I will wake up in sweat drooling and have to explain to my girlfriend why I ranted in my dreams: “Angelina, Angelina …”
She is the wildest and most beautiful women in the world. Period.  Aka Larra Croft… and Lara, as always, knows everything and can …