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[11 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
Kung fu injuries. Dont trash foreign people speaking bad English before you learn their language. You can’t tell if they know kung fu.

A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
“I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won’t be your …

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[9 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
English without letter W. It’s possible!

So it has been five months since I brought my first rough cut of ‘lobotomoty’ movie, and eight days since the premiere of the film I’ve been making since late in the year 1993.
The comments are out – Some outstanding, others rankly dismissive,  and all this can be frustrating for the people involved, (though I can only speak for myself,) because I firmly believe that  ‘lobotomoty’, the novel, must be read through more than once to even have the faintest grip on it. And I believe the film is the …

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[1 Dec 2009 | No Comment | ]
Read something you cannot understand and impress your co – workers.

So ayun na nga habang sinusuong namin ang kapal ng mga bakla hindi namin maiwasang matawa dahil talagang nakisimpatiya kami at lahat kami ay nakaputi wala kaming kasama na kahit na isang bading. habang tumatagal kami parang gusto na umuwi ng mga kasama ko dahil nga parang walang ganap. siguro dahil na rin sa lakas ng ulan wala na masayadong tao. buti na lang at dumating si dodi, ang namin. pansamantala siyang naging guide namin sa mundo ng kabaklaan! Wala nga siyang tigil sa pagtatanong kung ano daw ang naisipan …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Life made simple is making you a retard

Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Man vs. Woman dicktionary

The only dictionary you should own. Any other is crap and should be used for holding shelves not being on them. True meaning of words. Not leaving clueless – guaranteed! For all those know-it-alls who think I’m illiterate – the ‘K’ is intentional.
responsibility
re-spon-si-bil-i-ty  / [ri-spon-suh-bil-i-tee]
woman understanding of the word responsibility – the state or fact of being responsible for yourself, for others, a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible.
man understanding of the word responsibility – just a noun.
dictation
dic-ta-tion / [dik-tey-shuhn]
woman understanding of the word dictation – the …

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