A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
“I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won’t be your …

Very short course of self-defense designed for chickens and people without experience in physical conflicts. Here’s what you do when the force is the only way out:
1. Put your chest upfront! You will give away an impression of a nervous and brave man. In a word, visually confuse the opponent!
2. Stand sideways to the attacker, you will protect your balls (first and foremost) and stomach, second – these are the most sensitive places. This way you will avoid any unpleasant blow to the groin after which, you the victim, can …