We have a long way to go as a society. But it might speed things up with women’s effort in understanding men better. Here are some questions of confused women on a subject of men’s sex needs, his sex bible and rules of same. Answered quickly, sharply and profoundly. A lifetime worth knowledge. Match the wrong question with short answer.
My husband wants to try sex threesome with me and with my sister
Your husband is obviously very loyal. He can’t get enough of it and wants to try second best after …

New kicks from horny Asians. Man medicine – aphrodisiac. And while people around the world stay away from scorpions and its deadly toxins, in Asia it became a hit to eat them as an aphrodisiac. Scorpio Now, instead of causing fear – excites! In Asia, scorpion is served marinated and grilled, while in Thailand it is served with wine. The following recipe is: freshly killed Scorpion sank in the heated, young wine, and this manner served as well. According to local legends, this drink cures diseases, and if you are …

People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don’t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won’t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It’s like:”Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody’s ass and that scene where….” blah, blah, …

For some people nothing is sacred. I understand plunder graves, desecration of churches, Gunter von Hagens art… but this rough play with toys that I loved so much in my childhood, I simply cannot accept. I hope, it’s just a nasty dream that will soon pass. This thing called porn lego. Let’s go back a few decades ago… Once upon a time, in a country called Rusinija boys had a habit that, once they outgrow their first toy (aka squalid toy that you can pull, squinch, pinch, roll, scroll until …

Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go …

Did you ever wonder how much your job suck? Like, on a scale? Well, here’s the revelation. It sucks the equal amount of any other on this planet. Even if you are a Gastroenterologist. Why? Cause a job is something you HAVE to do. Not something you can stop doing and go to the beach. That’s why it will eventually suck for everyone, no exceptions. It goes even for celebrities. You think they have it easy with all the money and fame n sh*t? Trust me, they don’t. They HAVE …

Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line …