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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
If you give to charity make sure it hurts. Severely.

Did you ever say WOW when you heard that someone gave hundred and hundred of thousands of dollars to charity? Would you still say WOW if you heard that that exact person has hundred and hundred of millions of dollars on their bank account? And don’t think that there’s no tax redundant or some benefits they got out of it, too. So those people are NOT saints. Not even close. They are using good thing as a publicity stunt to promote their lives. They give away so little that they …

How2kick ass Manual »

[10 Nov 2009 | One Comment | ]
How2 get rid of stinky feet

Size 12, but they stink like 14 and a half! Someone thinks that it is manly thing and that it is a way it should be. At the same issue every normal woman will roll her eyes, make an awful grimace and say: Argghkhhhm!
1. You left freshly took of socks in the room in which you plan to make love? Jackass! Smelly feet in the heat of the battle that follows, might pass unnoticed, but this chemical-biological waste of your socks will certainly cause unwanted unconsciousness of your partner. So …

Mysteries. Unsolved! »

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Commodore Strikes Back and forward

How to explain the attractiveness of this demonic computer?
Until a week ago I was sure that I was the one of few who still remembers the most popular home computer – Commodore 64. However, when I went to see how things stand on the Internet, I was surprised by the fact that there are millions of much larger fanatics for this machine than me. See just what was there to be found:
www.c64.cc – An excellent site with which you can start looking for your electronic friend you’re your childhood. Cocos …

Beautiful, bizarre world »

[10 Nov 2009 | One Comment | ]
Georgia’s Red Neck games – silly and sexy smackdowns

There are plenty of butt cracks, buck teeth and cheap beer to go around at Georgia’s Red Neck games. Until recently, few have heard of the settlement North Dublin (Dublin East), in the state of Georgia, until local radio station WQZY didn’t organize a Championship of America being wacky. The main prize was a cup or keg of beer (probably the beer is the first prize and a cup a consolation one).
The championships, which the residents treat as their world folklore tradition, was founded by Randy Tidwell grilling sausages with …

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When is it safe to lock the bathroom door?

Always. No exceptions. There are usually awkward situations when it comes to locking bathroom door. If you have guests and the door is closed, the simple sound of lock will assume that you assume that your guest are perverts that might get in any time. Better to lose some friends over vanity than to actually be faced with a pervert friend busting your bathroom door and making a dirty looks at your pee-pee.
If your parents are visiting. Lock it twice. You’ll never know when your mum will come in ‘just …

How2kick ass Manual »

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How2 fight without weapons and success

Very short course of self-defense designed for chickens and people without experience in physical conflicts. Here’s what you do when the force is the only way out:
1. Put your chest upfront! You will give away an impression of a nervous and brave man. In a word, visually confuse the opponent!
2. Stand sideways to the attacker, you will protect your balls (first and foremost) and stomach, second – these are the most sensitive places. This way you will avoid any unpleasant blow to the groin after which, you the victim, can …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Tomato head Hobo and Sax playing carrot made me smart

This site is a fresh blow that takes you back to your early age, or better to say early age of your parents. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that toys can be blamed for everything that’s bad in this world. For example, amongst these toys you could only find tasteful toys that induce your self-confidence, eagerness to be someone important in life but not celebrity, to be kind to animals, to be aware of cleaning your room every once a while and even a possibility …

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