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When buying porno magazines in public, all of us face the same problem – how not to end up looking like a complete looser that buys cheap nudity to the woman who sells them. Next time try to apply some of our advice and, if nothing else, at least reduce the discomfort of the situation to a minimum.
1. One of the most common method for buying porn is buying more ordinary items and seamlessly storing your favorite magazines in the middle. For example: “Good morning, neighbor! Please give me a …
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However you turn it around, they are still far away from us! If there is no law on sexual abuse of non living woman like facilities, the wax figure would certainly shared second place (first would still take Sex Test Dummies). Yes, I know that this is not the real one, but the fake wax of Kylie Minogue, and I know that there is no genitals, and that she can’t defend herself, but who of us would resist not to pull her skirt up and take a peep? The inhabitants …
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The only dictionary you should own. Any other is crap and should be used for holding shelves not being on them. True meaning of words. Not leaving clueless – guaranteed! For all those know-it-alls who think I’m illiterate – the ‘K’ is intentional.
responsibility
re-spon-si-bil-i-ty / [ri-spon-suh-bil-i-tee]
woman understanding of the word responsibility – the state or fact of being responsible for yourself, for others, a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible.
man understanding of the word responsibility – just a noun.
dictation
dic-ta-tion / [dik-tey-shuhn]
woman understanding of the word dictation – the …
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It is known that getting drunk in a popular local pub can financially worn out even the deepest pocket. There are few willing to test and present several methods for low-budget shit facing. We have established some ground rules which, if followed, can bring to absolutely unconscious condition with full wallet. Soften the rough reality of not spending as much as could be expected.
1 do NOT eat before going out / It is known that alcohol catches faster and better if the consumer don’t bring in some food “that overlay …
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Spiced up love life can be stressful.
Prepare yourself…
Surely it happened a hundred times that your wife came home before the expected hour, and put you in the most unenvious off all situations: the legal wife AND illegal (but ravishing) lover in the same room. What? Didn’t happen to you? Never? Well, surely it will! With your creativity and our policies, get the maximum out of your real-estate.
The most obvious method
1. Closet (classic)
Large wooden boxes, suitable only for disposal, and people. It’s a big No-no, never! It’s too obvious. Film industry …
