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[10 Nov 2009 | One Comment | ]
How2 get rid of stinky feet

Size 12, but they stink like 14 and a half! Someone thinks that it is manly thing and that it is a way it should be. At the same issue every normal woman will roll her eyes, make an awful grimace and say: Argghkhhhm!
1. You left freshly took of socks in the room in which you plan to make love? Jackass! Smelly feet in the heat of the battle that follows, might pass unnoticed, but this chemical-biological waste of your socks will certainly cause unwanted unconsciousness of your partner. So …

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How2 fight without weapons and success

Very short course of self-defense designed for chickens and people without experience in physical conflicts. Here’s what you do when the force is the only way out:
1. Put your chest upfront! You will give away an impression of a nervous and brave man. In a word, visually confuse the opponent!
2. Stand sideways to the attacker, you will protect your balls (first and foremost) and stomach, second – these are the most sensitive places. This way you will avoid any unpleasant blow to the groin after which, you the victim, can …

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How2 buy porno magazine (and remain cool)

When buying porno magazines in public, all of us face the same problem – how not to end up looking like a complete looser that buys cheap nudity to the woman who sells them. Next time try to apply some of our advice and, if nothing else, at least reduce the discomfort of the situation to a minimum.
1. One of the most common method for buying porn is buying more ordinary items and seamlessly storing your favorite magazines in the middle. For example: “Good morning, neighbor! Please give me a …

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How2 get drunk (for as little money as possible)

It is known that getting drunk in a popular local pub can financially worn out even the deepest pocket. There are few willing to test and present several methods for low-budget shit facing. We have established some ground rules which, if followed, can bring to absolutely unconscious condition with full wallet. Soften the rough reality of not spending as much as could be expected.
1 do NOT eat before going out / It is known that alcohol catches faster and better if the consumer don’t  bring in some food “that overlay …

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[10 Nov 2009 | 3 Comments | ]
How2 hide your lover

Spiced up love life can be stressful.
Prepare yourself…
Surely it happened a hundred times that your wife came home before the expected hour, and put you in the most unenvious off all situations: the legal wife AND illegal (but ravishing) lover in the same room. What? Didn’t happen to you? Never? Well, surely it will! With your creativity and our policies, get the maximum out of your real-estate.
The most obvious method
1. Closet (classic)
Large wooden boxes, suitable only for disposal, and people. It’s a big No-no, never! It’s too obvious. Film industry …

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