People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don’t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won’t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It’s like:”Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody’s ass and that scene where….” blah, blah, …

How to explain the attractiveness of this demonic computer?
Until a week ago I was sure that I was the one of few who still remembers the most popular home computer – Commodore 64. However, when I went to see how things stand on the Internet, I was surprised by the fact that there are millions of much larger fanatics for this machine than me. See just what was there to be found:
www.c64.cc – An excellent site with which you can start looking for your electronic friend you’re your childhood. Cocos …

Very short course of self-defense designed for chickens and people without experience in physical conflicts. Here’s what you do when the force is the only way out:
1. Put your chest upfront! You will give away an impression of a nervous and brave man. In a word, visually confuse the opponent!
2. Stand sideways to the attacker, you will protect your balls (first and foremost) and stomach, second – these are the most sensitive places. This way you will avoid any unpleasant blow to the groin after which, you the victim, can …

Just as I forgot her and start normally to live my life again and sleep at nights, Angelina made a new movie and made my life a living hell again. And now, again, I have to pass through the same shit, all over again. Again, I will wake up in sweat drooling and have to explain to my girlfriend why I ranted in my dreams: “Angelina, Angelina …”
She is the wildest and most beautiful women in the world. Period.  Aka Larra Croft… and Lara, as always, knows everything and can …