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		<title>Kung fu injuries. Dont trash foreign people speaking bad English before you learn their language. You can&#8217;t tell if they know kung fu.</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2010/01/dont-trash-foreign-people-speaking-bad-english-before-you-learn-their-language-you-cant-tell-if-they-know-kung-fu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
&#8220;I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won&#8217;t be your ...]]></description>
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		<title>InflateAPotty &#8211; another in a series of pointless inventions, but its polish!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacob Feinzilberg thinks he solved one of the biggest problems of mankind. Thanks to his invention &#8211; &#8220;Inflate-A-Potty&#8221; – there’s no more need for waiting line in front of the toilet or asking the right direction toward one. Device is the size of the video tape and ready for use as it inflates. After few simple steps you can sit on the throne. In addition to this, the portable toilet is disposable, so it is safe even in sanitary-epidemiological sense. The satisfaction of this little inflato costs 19 dollars. I’m ...]]></description>
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		<title>Protect your gmail from your loved ones AND yourself</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you wonder sometimes how bad it would be if anyone read your mails? They would probably find out that you are cheater, a friend basher maybe even a racist. So a friendly advice to you is to protect your gmail account from your loved ones and even from yourself. Cause you never know when someone will try to make you open your gmail account by force. And lets face it, you are not used to physical pain so you&#8217;ll pretty much give up all of your secrets with little ...]]></description>
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		<title>Give piss a chance! Or not.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To what extent has the world come to equalization of women and men is shown by organizations that are trying to support women at peeing while standing up! This type of urination in some parts of the world is a normal thing among women. The Philippines, India and some parts of northern Africa nurture this technique among the population, for years. Members of these organizations with rigid details (which I will not reveal here) explain to women how to pee while standing, and how not to get wet at all. ...]]></description>
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		<title>How2 understand your husband’s sex needs. Problem solving made easy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a long way to go as a society. But it might speed things up with women’s effort in understanding men better. Here are some questions of confused women on a subject of men’s sex needs, his sex bible and rules of same. Answered quickly, sharply and profoundly. A lifetime worth knowledge. Match the wrong question with short answer.
My husband wants to try sex threesome with me and with my sister
Your husband is obviously very loyal. He can’t get enough of it and wants to try second best after ...]]></description>
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		<title>Only a little number of people should be allowed to talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don&#8217;t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won&#8217;t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It&#8217;s like:&#8221;Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody&#8217;s ass and that scene where&#8230;.&#8221; blah, blah, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Save money by buying! slogan is making you…</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go ...]]></description>
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		<title>Life made simple is making you a retard</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/11/life-made-simple-is-making-you-a-retard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line ...]]></description>
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		<title>How2 get rid of stinky feet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Size 12, but they stink like 14 and a half! Someone thinks that it is manly thing and that it is a way it should be. At the same issue every normal woman will roll her eyes, make an awful grimace and say: Argghkhhhm!
1. You left freshly took of socks in the room in which you plan to make love? Jackass! Smelly feet in the heat of the battle that follows, might pass unnoticed, but this chemical-biological waste of your socks will certainly cause unwanted unconsciousness of your partner. So ...]]></description>
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		<title>Commodore Strikes Back and forward</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to explain the attractiveness of this demonic computer?
Until a week ago I was sure that I was the one of few who still remembers the most popular home computer &#8211; Commodore 64. However, when I went to see how things stand on the Internet, I was surprised by the fact that there are millions of much larger fanatics for this machine than me. See just what was there to be found:
www.c64.cc &#8211; An excellent site with which you can start looking for your electronic friend you’re your childhood. Cocos ...]]></description>
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