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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Life made simple is making you a retard

Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line …

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[10 Nov 2009 | One Comment | ]
How2 get rid of stinky feet

Size 12, but they stink like 14 and a half! Someone thinks that it is manly thing and that it is a way it should be. At the same issue every normal woman will roll her eyes, make an awful grimace and say: Argghkhhhm!
1. You left freshly took of socks in the room in which you plan to make love? Jackass! Smelly feet in the heat of the battle that follows, might pass unnoticed, but this chemical-biological waste of your socks will certainly cause unwanted unconsciousness of your partner. So …

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Commodore Strikes Back and forward

How to explain the attractiveness of this demonic computer?
Until a week ago I was sure that I was the one of few who still remembers the most popular home computer – Commodore 64. However, when I went to see how things stand on the Internet, I was surprised by the fact that there are millions of much larger fanatics for this machine than me. See just what was there to be found:
www.c64.cc – An excellent site with which you can start looking for your electronic friend you’re your childhood. Cocos …

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When is it safe to lock the bathroom door?

Always. No exceptions. There are usually awkward situations when it comes to locking bathroom door. If you have guests and the door is closed, the simple sound of lock will assume that you assume that your guest are perverts that might get in any time. Better to lose some friends over vanity than to actually be faced with a pervert friend busting your bathroom door and making a dirty looks at your pee-pee.
If your parents are visiting. Lock it twice. You’ll never know when your mum will come in ‘just …

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[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment | ]
Tomato head Hobo and Sax playing carrot made me smart

This site is a fresh blow that takes you back to your early age, or better to say early age of your parents. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that toys can be blamed for everything that’s bad in this world. For example, amongst these toys you could only find tasteful toys that induce your self-confidence, eagerness to be someone important in life but not celebrity, to be kind to animals, to be aware of cleaning your room every once a while and even a possibility …

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[10 Nov 2009 | 4 Comments | ]
How2 hide your lover

Spiced up love life can be stressful.
Prepare yourself…
Surely it happened a hundred times that your wife came home before the expected hour, and put you in the most unenvious off all situations: the legal wife AND illegal (but ravishing) lover in the same room. What? Didn’t happen to you? Never? Well, surely it will! With your creativity and our policies, get the maximum out of your real-estate.
The most obvious method
1. Closet (classic)
Large wooden boxes, suitable only for disposal, and people. It’s a big No-no, never! It’s too obvious. Film industry …

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