A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
“I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won’t be your …

Did you ever wonder how much your job suck? Like, on a scale? Well, here’s the revelation. It sucks the equal amount of any other on this planet. Even if you are a Gastroenterologist. Why? Cause a job is something you HAVE to do. Not something you can stop doing and go to the beach. That’s why it will eventually suck for everyone, no exceptions. It goes even for celebrities. You think they have it easy with all the money and fame n sh*t? Trust me, they don’t. They HAVE …

Size 12, but they stink like 14 and a half! Someone thinks that it is manly thing and that it is a way it should be. At the same issue every normal woman will roll her eyes, make an awful grimace and say: Argghkhhhm!
1. You left freshly took of socks in the room in which you plan to make love? Jackass! Smelly feet in the heat of the battle that follows, might pass unnoticed, but this chemical-biological waste of your socks will certainly cause unwanted unconsciousness of your partner. So …