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		<title>Kung fu injuries. Dont trash foreign people speaking bad English before you learn their language. You can&#8217;t tell if they know kung fu.</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2010/01/dont-trash-foreign-people-speaking-bad-english-before-you-learn-their-language-you-cant-tell-if-they-know-kung-fu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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A quick manual how to defend yourself if you are a foreigner living in USA and someone makes their business of correcting your spell and grammar.
&#8220;I know 652.125 English words. Maybe I don’t spell them best nor I put them in a right order, but, than again you know 0 [zero] words on my language. So! You shouldn’t trash foreign people speaking bad English and correcting them before you learn their language, get it? I know 12.358 ways to brake a bone, too. So my bad English won&#8217;t be your ...]]></description>
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		<title>InflateAPotty &#8211; another in a series of pointless inventions, but its polish!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacob Feinzilberg thinks he solved one of the biggest problems of mankind. Thanks to his invention &#8211; &#8220;Inflate-A-Potty&#8221; – there’s no more need for waiting line in front of the toilet or asking the right direction toward one. Device is the size of the video tape and ready for use as it inflates. After few simple steps you can sit on the throne. In addition to this, the portable toilet is disposable, so it is safe even in sanitary-epidemiological sense. The satisfaction of this little inflato costs 19 dollars. I’m ...]]></description>
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		<title>English without letter W. It&#8217;s possible!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 13:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it has been five months since I brought my first rough cut of ‘lobotomoty’ movie, and eight days since the premiere of the film I&#8217;ve been making since late in the year 1993.
The comments are out &#8211; Some outstanding, others rankly dismissive,  and all this can be frustrating for the people involved, (though I can only speak for myself,) because I firmly believe that  ‘lobotomoty’, the novel, must be read through more than once to even have the faintest grip on it. And I believe the film is the ...]]></description>
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		<title>Protect your gmail from your loved ones AND yourself</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you wonder sometimes how bad it would be if anyone read your mails? They would probably find out that you are cheater, a friend basher maybe even a racist. So a friendly advice to you is to protect your gmail account from your loved ones and even from yourself. Cause you never know when someone will try to make you open your gmail account by force. And lets face it, you are not used to physical pain so you&#8217;ll pretty much give up all of your secrets with little ...]]></description>
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		<title>Read something you cannot understand and impress your co – workers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So ayun na nga habang sinusuong namin ang kapal ng mga bakla hindi namin maiwasang matawa dahil talagang nakisimpatiya kami at lahat kami ay nakaputi wala kaming kasama na kahit na isang bading. habang tumatagal kami parang gusto na umuwi ng mga kasama ko dahil nga parang walang ganap. siguro dahil na rin sa lakas ng ulan wala na masayadong tao. buti na lang at dumating si dodi, ang namin. pansamantala siyang naging guide namin sa mundo ng kabaklaan! Wala nga siyang tigil sa pagtatanong kung ano daw ang naisipan ...]]></description>
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		<title>Give piss a chance! Or not.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To what extent has the world come to equalization of women and men is shown by organizations that are trying to support women at peeing while standing up! This type of urination in some parts of the world is a normal thing among women. The Philippines, India and some parts of northern Africa nurture this technique among the population, for years. Members of these organizations with rigid details (which I will not reveal here) explain to women how to pee while standing, and how not to get wet at all. ...]]></description>
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		<title>Only a little number of people should be allowed to talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People tend to put me in antisocial freak show category just because I don&#8217;t talk about weather. Fuck the weather. It won&#8217;t change if I talk about it, but it will make my life a little bit more boring. Or talking about movies. I hate when someone tries to talk about or retell you a scene from a movie. Movies are for watching, ok? Not talking about them! It&#8217;s like:&#8221;Hey did you saw that new movie, and guy who was like kicking everybody&#8217;s ass and that scene where&#8230;.&#8221; blah, blah, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Save money by buying! slogan is making you…</title>
		<link>http://www.lobotomoty.com/2009/11/save-money-by-buying-slogan-is-making-you%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save money? Be smart? Enjoy financial balance in your bank account. No its making you…a gullible retard. How is it possible? Do you use your brain ever? Do you know how sales works? Omg. Listen. When you see a sign sale, don’t run, don’t even go towards the shop, go the opposite direction. Cause it will be there the next day with the same sign, and the next, and the next. But maybe in couple of years you will actually need the sh*t you buy so then you can go ...]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s no such thing as a dream job</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever wonder how much your job suck? Like, on a scale? Well, here’s the revelation. It sucks the equal amount of any other on this planet. Even if you are a Gastroenterologist. Why? Cause a job is something you HAVE to do. Not something you can stop doing and go to the beach. That’s why it will eventually suck for everyone, no exceptions. It goes even for celebrities. You think they have it easy with all the money and fame n sh*t? Trust me, they don’t. They HAVE ...]]></description>
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		<title>Life made simple is making you a retard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop what you are doing. I mean, first read everything on this blog, cause that will give you a fair start. Then stop everything you are doing in your life. Stop listening to the music on the radio. Make your own choice of music. But don’t you dare just dig up some oldie and claim it as your personal choice. Be original. Think what you like. It doesn’t matter if it’s Barry White or Simple Mouse. Well, it does matter if it’s Barry White but don’t follow the mainstream line ...]]></description>
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